Goddess Provisions December 2016 Box Review

January 3, 2017By 0 Comments

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It’s Goddess Provisions unboxing time! If you’re new to GP, it’s a vegan subscription box founded by the peeps at Vegan Cuts. It especially speaks to my heart because it’s curated “to have beautiful tools for nourishing your divine feminine and growing your spiritual practice”… yes, please!

Goddess Provisions delivers a mix of 4-6 full size items in each box, ranging from aromatherapy, apothecary beauty products, superfood snacks, teas, crystals, books and more – vegan & cruelty-free, of course. You can check out all of my previous Goddess Provisions box reviews here.

Cost: $33 per month. You can save a little extra each month if you sign up to be billed every 3, 6 or 12 months instead of monthly. Peep their site to see all the payment options available. Shipping to U.S. is FREE. Canadian shipping is $10 and rest of world is $20.

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December’s “Sacred Celebration” Goddess Provisions box included:

Flower of Life Crystal Grid Mat, $20 – This is a really pretty cloth crystal grid based on the Flower of Life, a sacred geometrical pattern that’s supposed to enhance the energy of your crystals. If you’re curious about how these work, Goddess Provisions goes into more detail on their blog (← peep that post here). I’m excited to fill this grid with some of my favorite stones including the green aventurine crystal pyramid which was also included in this month’s box.

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Plantlife Uplift essential oil blend, $9 – This blend of Bergamot, Lemon, Orange, Lime, Tangerine, Mandarin, and Lemongrass essential oils reminds me of Cheer Up Buttercup from Now Essentials Oils. I’m obsessed with happy, fruity, citrusy combos – they really are uplifting. I kid you not, I use these types of blends in my diffuser almost daily. It’s a wonderful way to add a little self-care to your day.

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Rawxies cranberry pecan cookie, $2 – Holy shizz, this stuff is, er WAS, yummy! I devoured it, no shame. I was actually jonesing for sugar when I opened this box, so I was beyond stoked to find this tasty treat! The best part about this “clean” treat is that it doesn’t taste clean (praise the lawd)… just sinfully delicious! Mad props for the heart shape, too. If I were president/Queen/HBIC, ALL foods would be heart-shaped, lol.

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Addictive Wellness chocolate, $8 – Ooh, a box of love chocolates definitely sounds intriguing, right!? And it really is with it’s blend of Mesquite, Lucuma, Maca, Cistanche, Mucuna, He Shou Wu, Reishi Mushroom, and Epimedium… all fancy sounding ingredients (don’t ask me what any of this stuff is, lol). This chocolate is vegan, paleo-friendly, soy-free, gluten-free, sugar-free, and packed with unique herbs and superfoods. Their tagline for this chocolate is “Passionate hearts and romantic nights.” Does that mean this is an aphrodisiac? No clue, but imma find out! 😉

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Meow Meow Tweet deodorant, $14 – I already have a mega soft spot for this brand. Their deodorant is one of my all-time faves. The formula is smooth (zero grit factor), gentle, and frickin’ effective (which you can’t say about all natural deodoros). And the packaging (cute and eco-friendly)… swoon! This scent is all kinds of yassness, too.

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Momoko Therapeutics Cacao Mint roller ball, $14.50 – This box is trying to woo me to no end. Seriously, everything in this box has got me like &^$#^!!! I have dozens of scented rollerballs, but this is my first chocolate mint one, and I’m dying! It’s seductive and sweet, and when I wear it, I just wanna lick myself. This is SO bomb, definitely a fav.

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Green Aventurine crystal pyramid, $25 – Pyramid crystals are so much fun. They have a commanding vibe to them, like “I’m gonna give you some badass energy right NAO!” Anyhoo, this pretty lil’ thing is perfect for the crystal grid mat and it’s intended to supercharge the heart chakra and inspire kindness and compassion. Love it!

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Overall impression: This month’s box was a total winner, probably my fav to date! EVERY single item was a hit. Goddess Provisions, you killed it this month (the month of December, that is)! The total value of this box is $80+. Can’t wait to see what they have in store for January!

What do you guys think of Goddess Provisions? If you love what you see, you can sign up here to start receiving this monthly box, too. xo

Box was provided for consideration. Opinions are my own. Post contains affiliate links.

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