I Just Fell in Love with Carina!

September 24, 2013By 2 Comments

I’ve got a confession to make: I fell in love with a girl named Carina. The way she makes me feel, her scent, her no nonsense appearance; she’s a keeper indeed. I feel like I’m always getting hurt in relationships, but Carina would never do that to me. Unlike the other tramps who have seduced me, Carina wants me to feel so fresh and so clean and never at the expense of Planet Earf. She’s a lover, this gal.

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While her attributes are endless, I must share a few you.

  1. Pure and Natural Daily Moisturizing Shampoo (from $9.99): She’s organic, she’s bullshit-free, and she loves Earf so much that I can take her camping knowing that she’d never hurt any little lake or river critters. She’s a tree-hugger who doesn’t smell a thing like Patuchli.
  2. Nature’s Blends Daily Light Conditioner (from $9.99): I don’t like to feel like a relationship is weighing me down and she’s got me feeling light and healthy, yet oh-so-full. This chick is smoof. Again, she’s all about keeping it real and would never harm me with parabens or some other junk.
  3. Pure and Natural Fast Drying Hairspray ($9.99): I look good, Carina knows it and wants me to stay that way. I can spritz a lil bit of her on my classy coif and know that I won’t punch holes in the ozone.
  4. Nature’s Blend Daily Moisturizing & Hydrating Hand & Body Lotion ($14.99): Like Vanessa Williams I decided to Save the Best for Last. Ever wonder what it feels like float on a cloud of bubblegum cotton candy? Yeah, me too!  This stuff’s got me feeling so good and soft and yummy. I’ve certainly been around the block and let me tell you, she’s one of the best. The perfect touch and amount of scent and I don’t think I’ll be straying.

Lucky for you, Carina and I have an open relationship and I’m willing to share. Look her up. She’ll be happy to help you feel good about yourself.

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Tiffany of CrueltyFreeMoms.com, is all about her boy Zeke, her pooch The Gronz, veganism, punk, metal, and Prince. Not necessarily in that order.

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  1. Brittany says:

    There’s beeswax in the conditioner and lotion. Looks like all of their conditions have beeswax.

    • Sunny says:

      Ugh, they totally list/market their entire line as being vegan. :( Thanks for the heads up. I will reach out to Carina and urge them to update their website and product labels.

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