Hallelujah, dog bless America, holy balls I’m excited!
I’m always bitching about my balding lash lines… I was not blessed in the lash department. Seriously, I have like 2.5 lashies per eyeball, and it sucks.
No matter how much extra chunky mascara I cake onto my eyelashes, I still look like a bald eagle.
I’ve been ogling those Latisse ads in my beauty mags, but since I assume the product is neither vegan nor cruelty-free, I usually distract myself with thoughts of cupcakes (with extra tall icing and sprinkle-sprankles).
And then lo and behold, Urban Decay—one of my all time fave beauty brands—grants my birthday wish from ’09 by coming out with their Lush Lash System. Yup, they’ve released a vegan, cruelty-free lash lengthening system that is not only supposed to work wonders (even after only 2 weeks), but it only costs $42 (compared to all the other brands that are in the $100 range), and there are zero funky side effects (like changin’ eyeball colors—WTF?).
This double-ended miracle worker holds TWO products in one: a gel serum (with growth peptides) that you apply along your lash line at beddies, and a conditioning mask (also with growth peptides and high potency ingredients like Panthenol and Vitamin E) that you coat your lashies with afterward.
- 25% longer and thicker in 2 weeks
- 40% in 4 weeks
- 63% in 6 weeks
Now, I’m only on day two, but I’m going to keep y’all posted with before and after pics. I hope my lashes get so long I can curl them over my forehead. I am so so so so SOSOSOSOSO excited. Stay tuned, beautiful bitches! ♥