So, I got to see a Dodger vs. Angels game this summer at the Dodger’s Stadium with my work homies, and even though I had no clue what was happening the entire game (I’m more of an air hockey fan), I sure was excited about my vegan Dodger dog. Even though it was a lil’ pricey and the condiment booth looked liked it had been ransacked and tainted by dirty, grubby hands, I was still stoked beyond belief.
I’m not gonna hype up how amazing the dog was ’cause it was a standard vegan hot dog but my excitement was totally based on the fact that I could eat the darned thing. I happened to be starving when I arrived at Dodger Stadium so it made the vegan dog that much more desirable. I scarffed that baby down good, all in a matter if 13.625 seconds. I would have bought 3 more but I didn’t want to break the bank – I’ve got babies to feed and bills to pay… and I believe they only take cash (or else I would have offered up my hair extensions).
I decided to post an up-close photo of the hot dog so you can admire the dicey-ness of the onions. It brought tears to my eyes thinking about all of the hard labor that went into my toppings.
The reason I posted the photo of me holding the dog is not porn related at all. Not only was I having a good hair day but I wanted to juxtapose my healthy, vegan complexion with that red-faced, meat eating stranger’s to my right (your left) . On that note, Go Vegan!